Great GraynBald grapple with gut wrenching name change!

In this day and age of quick fix, cosmetic surgery, botox and tummy tucks, the GraynBald Mud are undergoing an extreme makeover moment.  In an effort to boost self confidence, they will give up their non-traditional nomenclature and go with the ‘old school’ land grab identification technique.

The GraynBald Mud will now be christened the MASS-ILL Mud!

When asked for a comment the prematurely “Gray” Ron Feldman said that his efforts to lure strange women into his studio apartment were curtailed when he revealed his fantasy football team name.  He believes the new name and increased attention to fantasy football minutia will improve his women wooing efforts.

Several attempts were made to contact the “Baldish” Greg MacInnis, however it was believed that he is busy producing more Irish Catholic children and was unreachable for comment.  So the GraynBald Mud are no more and will fade into football history along with the Houston Oilers, Los Angeles Rams, Baltimore Colts and Montreal Alouettes.  And somewhere the great George Halas is rolling over in his grave.  We’re all feeling some mass ill indeed…

P.S. upon further review the Alouettes are still playing somewhere up north, ay.