Quoteable:

“Bring on the games! We need them to resume to a semblance of normal life – it’s entertainment as much as TV, movies, plays and books. It’s not a more trivial part of life, it’s just a different part that is more important and interesting for some than others. But as most of us have had to continue working and going about our daily lives since 9/11, I don’t consider it disrespectful at this time to have athletes return to work also, and do their thing – entertain. Now let’s get the bastards – God Bless America and the FFL!”
— Mission Viejo owner Ross Hessler, when submitting his Week 2 lineup.

“1) I’m taking offers for the #1 draft pick for next year. 2) Nick and I confirmed it this afternoon – after the first 9 picks of the 1st round of the draft, the rest of the picks are useless!!! I say do away with the draft”
— Frog Lickers owner Dave Zilberfarb.

“Ying, what NFL team does my players play on … having trouble recognizing my guys, they’re nonames.”
— you only get one guess on this one