BANG: Ben Roethlisberger (21) and Dwayne Bowe (20) had huge games for Oregon, who improves their record to 3-2. Their 3-game winning streak started the week after Banger declared he had his worst team ever. PS: Send me the damn trophy, Wayne!! MUD: Fred Jackson continued on his tear, scoring another 19 points this week. Stephen Gostkowski kicked in 12 points for MassIll, who lose their third in a row.

DIVERS: Every starter except one scored 8 or more points for Miami, lead by 16 points for Frank Gore. Steve Breaston added 14 and Malcom Floyd scored 11. Miami improves to 2-3 on the season. RAPTORS: The Raptors got big games from Matt Schaub and Jahvid Best, who scored 20 each, and Vernon Davis who added 12. Other than the 7 points Mike Nugent kicked in, the rest of the starting lineup finished with -1.

BLIZZARD: Pierre Garcon had the high score of the week at 20 for the high-flying Syracuse crew who ups their record to 4-1. Aaron Rodgers added 19 and David Akers chipped in 12. The Blizzard is 2nd in total points trailing Boston by only 14. WILDCATS: Boston loses it’s first game of the season. Tom Brady, MoJo Drew and Greg Jennings all scored 11 to lead the team, who is still shuffling the waiver wire to find some depth at WR.

GRIFFINS: Philadelphia finally gets into the win column behind strong efforts from BenJarvus Green-Ellis (23) and James Jones (17). The other two RBs, who sound like a 70s cop show — Turner and McCoy — scored 8 and 11 respectively. VIOLENCE: The Violence suffer their 2nd loss of the season and struggled to fill a starting roster with the first bye week. The sunglass connection at RB — Foster and Grant — provided opposite ends of the scoring spectrum: Arian Foster’s 10 points was the team high; Ryan Grant’s -1 was the low point.

DUDES: Orange County is back on the winning side and ups their record to 4-1 on the season. Adrian Peterson was tops for the week at 26 points, while Victor Cruz added 16 and DeAngelo Williams scored 14. LICKERS: After starting the season with Week One’s highest score, the Froglickers have dropped to 2-3 and 10th overall in points. Ray Rice’s bye was a big part of this anemic effort, no doubt. DeSean Jackson lead the scoring with 11 points.

LONGFELLOWS: Three 50+ yard FGs for Sebastian Janikowski contributed to his high score on the team at 20 points. Michael Vick had an up week with 17 and there was a Shonn Greene sighting: 11 points. Keystone (2-3) has won 2 in a row. MERCER: Who other but Drew Brees lead the Mustangs, adding another 18 points. And Ryan Matthews’ coming out season continued as he added 11.

ARMADILLOS: Dallas remains the only unbeaten team in the league at 4-0-1. Three players scored in double-digits: Calvin Johnson (14), Willis McGahee and John Kasay (13 each). THOROBREDS: Eli Manning had another strong game with 22 points, and Mike Wallace rebounded to score 11 points, but the rest of starters managed only 13 points collectively.