“Thank you Keystone for providing what may be Big Oregon Bang’s only win this year.” – Oregon owner Wayne Rupert

“Keystone stinks.” – Keystone owner Terry Muth

“Griffins informed me this morning that they have a consecutive streak [ed. – all 19 years] of being in the money. Ownership there apparently believes the streak will continue this season. Vegas line and the Armadillos Management do not agree.” – Dallas co-owner Sam McClain

NIBSism of the Week: Sent via email to Ying: “Do I send the fee to Nick or you?” – Richburgh co-owner Chris Lieberman who, due to lack of league fee payment, lost a chance at adding WR Nate Washington