Player’s union files suit against Raptors

Fantasy Football Flyer has learned that the Fantasy Football League Player’s Association has filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against the Richmond “Rattlin” Raptors and their flamboyant owner, Chris Lieberman. The FFLPA’s suit cites Lieberman’s “gross negligence in failing to field a full roster of players,” according to Terrell Owens, the player’s representative. “He skipped half the draft and still hasn’t filled out the roster,” Owens points out. “We’re all playing special teams. Every play. We’re basically fucking sick of it.”

Other players on the Raptors team were more blunt, but none of them would go on record with Fantasy Flyer. “We’re carrying our own equipment and filling our own water bottles and washing our own jockstraps,” one player confided. “Our owner doesn’t even return our voice mail,” another player told Fantasy Flyer. “I wish I had been drafted by the Violence. They’ve got four owners!”

Chris Lieberman could not be reached for comment.