Quotable:

“Team Zilby’s starting to think about quick pays with the Eggman – NOT!!!” — FrogLickers owner David Zilberfarb.

“Help!” — Mud co-owner Ronnie Feldman.

“I’m speechless..well not really. I’m no longer a Cellar dwellar and congrats to the Cleavs from their rise from the bottom to top of the division. Shit, I’m beating teams (3 in a row) starting Greise as QB…it was a move that prevented Cordell Stewart from giving me negative points. Really. Also, I’ll be betting on the Steelers and the Raptors this weekend ! Then again, maybe I should just leave a good thing alone and start Greise the rest of the season….would someone please beat Cleavs so I can win this thing. (Ying, there isn’t enough space on the site for my comments if this happens….we may even have a Raptor Victory Party with the winnings!)” — Raptors owner Chris Lieberman.

“Since all my receivers are equally marginal, this lineup is subject to frequent change as the mood strikes.” — Impossibles owner Ross Hessler.

“Paul, I wanted to respond to your “boring” comment but I was too busy counting our points. 353, 354, 355…” — Mustangs co-owner Phil Dellorso.