Quotable:

“i think nick made sure he was playing me the week kurt warner was sitting out. can you spell CONSPIRACY” — Miami owner Pat Landy.

“Now that you mention it Eggo, Nick was probably supposed to play you last week and bumped the Longfellows up a week. Who ever heard of playing the same team two weeks in a row?” — Keystone owner Terry Muth.

“I am glad to see the last of Kurt Warner….ouch!” — Keystone owner Terry Muth.

“I’m in a division full of boring owners.” — Dallas owner Paul Gilgallon.

“Bore this!” — Griffins owner Nick Fisher, who is one of those “boring” Paterno Division owners.

“Hey Suzie-Q, at least the rest of the Paterno Division knows where we live. You don’t live in Dallas anymore! Change your damn team name! I suggest Orlando Small Furry Thing as befitting the stature of the owner’s manliness.” — Big Bang owner Wayne Rupert, another Paterno Division owner.

“I can only speak for myself, and yes, I am boring. And your point is??? ” — Impossibles owner Ross Hessler, yet another Paterno Division owner.

“We ought to take up a collection to pay for Paul and Sam to go to all of the remaining PSU games – I think my high school team could have beaten them yesterday.” — FrogLickers owner David Zilberfarb.

MVO Impossibles 51 RMD Raptors 83	RMD “Nibs” and “3-game winning streak” in the same sentence? How many other signs of the apocalypse should we be watching for? MVO RB Edgerrin James has scored only 4 more points than RB Jerome Bettis has scored this season.
GBM Mud 17 SYR Blizzard 82	SYR So RB Jamal Anderson scored 0, WR Jimmy Smith only scored 5, and the Blizzard still rang up 82 points? Can you say h-o-t… GBM Ouch. The lowest point total ever for this franchise. The previous low (as the Los Angeles Riot!) was a 25-18 loss to the Virginia No-Names (now the Big Oregon Bang) in 1993.
MER Mustangs 78 BOB Big Bang 35	MER The Mustangs have steadily climbed back and this week grabbed the overall point lead. BOB RB Travis Prentice had a pretty memorable debut game (23 pts) but the rest of the team looks like it took the day off.
NYG Griffins 47 MIA Muffdivers 33	NYG The defending champs are back to the Mendoza line at 3-3 and you’d be hard-pressed to find a better corps of WRs in the league. MIA RB Eddie George is finally hitting his stride (23 pts) but it’s a tough week when you don’t have QB Kurt Warner or WR Torry Holt.
KEY Longfellows 40 NPB Nightmare 43	NPB The weekend after the Nightmare trades away 2 starters, they finally scratch out a win. KEY Hope the Longfellows are getting some luck off the field, because they find any luck on it. RB Marshall Faulk’s presence this week would have meant another W.
BOS Wildcats 40 DAL Armadillos 27	BOS With QB Jeff Garcia (24 pts) sitting on the bench this week, a QB controversy is brewing for the Wildcats. DAL QB Mark Brunell’s benching can’t be sitting too well with Armadillo fans.
NDV 2x4s 37 FFL FrogLickers 19	NDV WR Cris Carter has scored 0 in three out of five games this year. Not quite what they had in mind for the #2 draft pick. FFL Rough week across the board for the FrogLickers, including the absence of RB Emmitt Smith.