Quotable:

“I had better luck scoring in high school.” — Graynbald co-owner Ronnie Feldman.

“It would only be fair and decent of the Rams to run the ball against the hapless Chargers… “ — Keystone owner Terry Muth, who played 2 Rams RBs this week

MER Mustangs 78 MVO Impossibles 50	MER Elvis Grbac is stepping up and the Mustangs are strong at all roster positions MVO QB Brett Favre and RB Jerome Bettis each outscored the rest of the team combined
MIA Muffdivers 75 KEY Longfellows 73	MIA Don’t be fooled by Miami’s 2-3 and record … the Muffdivers opponents are averaging 66 points a game, and that won’t continue all year KEY The Longfellows surge into the overall points lead despite another high-scoring loss
NYG Griffins 63 BOB Big Bang 68	NYG Had the Griffins started Bill Schroeder in place of Donald Hayes, they would have eclipsed the all-time high points by 3 WRs on a team BOB Marcus Robinson (20) and Cade McNown (18) rediscovered the end zone this week
DAL Armadillos 44 FFL Frog Lickers 55	DAL The Armadillos are still enjoying strong running backs and are weak at receiver. FFL Number one pick RB Ron Dayne was the only starter for the FrogLickers who failed to score.
BOS Wildcats 24 SYR Blizzard 39	BOS: The Wildcats certainly missed the services of RB Curtis Martin this week. SYR: The Blizzard are the only remaining undefeated team in the league.
NPB Nightmare 24 RMD Rattlin Raptors 36	NPB Call in an exorcist, because this Nightmare appears to be in a free fall RMD The Raptors have a winning record after 5 games for the first time since 1995
GBM Mud 36 NDV 2x4s 18	GBM Kicker Jeff Wilkins ties the highest-ever point effort for a kicker with 23 points. NDV WR Cris Carter is not benefitting from the emergence of Dante Culpepper