Quotable this week:

“Cordell [sic] is awful….Steelers should put him at QB for Penn State. He’s benched the rest of the year unless I can get him reassigned as a WR….I’m officially a cellar dweller.” — Richmond owner Chris Lieberman

“The web page is awesome. Now that I have a job where I can see the internet all day long I use it more often. Thanks again for making us all look so professional.”— Dallas-in-Orlando owner Paul Gilgallon. (yeah, making all of you look professional certainly is a challenge. -ying)

“Go Buffalo!” — Graynbald co-owner Ronnie Feldman, who is starting 3 Bills players this week. (hey Ronnie, you know that Bills kicker Steve Christie is still available, too! -ying)

“Anybody else notice that the team the computer thought would score the least is our point leader – and that the team projected to do best was one of the lows of week one?” — Syracuse owner Doug Weaver.