Will the spreadsheet help me win games? — Richmond owner Chris Lieberman.
Your answer Nibs — NO.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? . . . To get his quarter back. — Olivia Muth, daughter of Keystone co-owner Terry Muth.

Go Boston, beat GBM. — Mercer co-owner Jim Waugh. Ed’s Note: Sorry, Waugh. Doesn’t look good.